Monday, April 13, 2009

radio golf

this blog was inspired by amanda and pilar merz-aguirre. here one can learn on how to make enemies quite fast while not doing the h-dub, 
1. tell your future enemy to go home. 
2. pull on the pant loops of your f.e. until he is pushed far enough to scream at you in front of a room full of people. 
3. life is easier making enemies if they had a bad temper/like to steal 
4. don't forget to put some sexual molestation into the mix of things to spice up the relationship. 
- one must be an incredibly amazing cook if so... you will need to make sorry cakes in the morning. 
5. if all else fails push those who invite you to their house 
 to be continued 

way to make friends... 
have not discovered the skills ... wait never mind we hold those hands of those who mean dearest to us aside from that our tender ways are usually ignored/destroyed 

it's a hard life to make friends especially in sweet tomatoes where most cannot hear or see us due to their old age

if anyone finds incredibly sensitive men, give them our number... we have a safe house to send them to 

no name dropping aloud... adam... only hints 


watch kittens inspired by kittens.